Hey folk, if you know The Artman's drop 'em a line and send your congrats to them, because MIKEY"S GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!!!! YEEEHAAWW!!!!!!!

Days until Kelly pops out another annoying Arty....'PREG-O-METER' COMING SOON!!!!

    Wassup!!! Thanks for coming on in and checking out my site! I have no idea what the hell I'm doing, but it has become a good use of otherwise useless time. Sweet, huh? Included in this hangout are some good lyrics and downloads of favorite tunes. Learn them well, you will be tested later on this. I hope you find what your looking for, and if you don't--oh well. Just drop me a line and let me know and I'll either laugh at your request or try to help. Either way, Fialte (Welcome in Gaelic, I think) and have fun meeting my friends and family.

Pics inside--Kells and such. Enjoy Kids!!! Latest pic highlights

Hey folks! Just making a quick update whooyah to let everybody know the status. I am now living free here in lovely Rochester, NY. School is going amazingly well, as is everything else. Funny how getting out of the Navy seems to do that to everbody, huh? Anyways, I am still looking for folks to have a good time with here in Ra-cha-cha, but until I do, I will have to import my buddies from out of area. So pack the bags and get the ticket, and c'mon down for a great time! I miss ya all anyways.

What do you think?
What should I do when I'm on both feet again?
Model for Dr. Scholls
Run a marathon
Walk on fire
become the next Fred Astaire
perfect Limpin Chicken Kung Fu
have spleen removed, because
 

 


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-Mikey is still a gimp, but he can still shake a leg. Yee Haw!

-The latest poll asked for which story I should use for my foot. The winner--It was a tie. Crushed by all the ass-kicking and bitten by shark both gather 5 apiece. Next poll is up for you guys. Check it out!

-"Coozy" Mania hits the West! In a freak burst of inspiration, an idea was born. The prototypes were a huge success at 4th of July outings. Come back here to see the birth of a new craze, customizable Beer Coozy's, which unlike others, can be hung around the neck! Management is out probing the interest in this product, and comments are welcome! Look for www.coozy.com to come out soon!

-Congrats to the Christman's, Tony and Alison, on getting married and what not. You guys are too damn cool!

-Goodbye to the Riddle Boys. It hurts us all to see them go, But Roger (and Shelly)and Rich are gonna be missed--again. We all hate goodbyes, so next time they gotta stay longer if they expect us to put up with them leaving again.

-I too am leaving now. I have less than a week left with some great people, and I don't think they'll ever know how much they all mean to this dude. Logan, thanks for keeping me busy and stopping by to help out. Tommy (T-Bone), thanks for the pick me ups and just hanging out. You both are great friends. Tanya and Tammy, thanks for pouring the beer and never cutting me off, and more importantly, making me feel like one of your favorite customers. Michelle, thanks for hanging out and making me feel pretty damn special, I wish I coulda done something more to help things between us work. Alison, thanks for being a good buddy, hanging out and lending a kind ear. Nichole, Jenna, Luana, Buddy, and Anne--thanks for making me feel at home, it's good to feel welcome. I will miss the hell out of you guys, and thanks for putting up with my crap. You are all truly awesome people.

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Mike is free, loose, gone, whatever. Goodbye Navy!!!!!!!!!

If you want to employ this slug, email me. I'm gonna need the experience during co-op in school.