If you wanna get the girl, Mike, you gotta show it to her--Rich
Did you show it to her?-Rich again
Hey do any of you guys have a 13 yr old who's hot? I'm single!--Logan
Hey, shush up an don't get cheeky with me!--Victoria at Kells
May you die in bed, drunk, at the age of 99 shot by a 24 year old jealous lover.--Grafton Street
Two Shits in a bucket, fu_k it!--Mike and John P's Nub slogan
What do you mean, isn't that normal?--Anon. man with toe falling off
I'm just gonna kick you in the ass and wear you around like a flip-flop.--Van
Man, I was pretty drunk. I don't remember what she looked like--except for some reason Monica Lewinski comes to mind. Should I give her a call?? T-Bone
Man, these people ought to leave the drinking up to us professionals! Casey
I'm pissing out of my ass!!! Sib
I'm Irish, I don't get drunk
I hope he loses so much weight, he falls through his asshole and chokes himself to death! Van
I'm gonna punch a new a$$hole in your forehead. Van
I'm so hungry, I'd eat the ass-end out of a menstrating skunk--J.K.
I'm suffrin' from a bad case of involuntary abstinence--anon
If your surrounded by us shitheads, chief, what does that say about you? Oh yeah, you're
an asshole. Umm, nothin chief.--Me
I gotta pipe on me like a double hung llama!--J-Bird
Hey BHGG, Rogaine ain't a damn body wash, stupid--Me
You can only get kicked in the balls so many times before you stop smiling, dude--Navy
John
When I think about Shen, I touch myself, oh-oh-oh....Section 3
I tell ya whatcha gonna do, you're gonna get a boner and then you're gonna f*&k
her!--young T-Bone's sex-story siezure
Damn Mikey! You're so white!--Elle
Glenn? The white people are here!--Elle
You smell that...thats the smell of white people burning...its you, dude.--Ray
Oh damn, honey, I kicked him in his dang-dang! I swear it was an
accident!--Elle
He looks like a nylon bodysuit stuffed with Jello and cottage cheese! Damn Sexy,
huh?!--on LT "Yeast"
Mr. Buttock has dead fetus conjunctivitus...maybe Doc sould tie him down and lance it?--
Love the server...worship the bartender...Touch the monkey..--ancient Riddle proverb
Why is it Doc hands out more condoms when we leave port? Is there something I need
to know?--Logan
Robbie-"Engine room lower level, How do you like your coffee?"
Boom-Baddis-"Black is fine" Cool James-"Engine room lower level,
reactor technician...wrong. Black is beautiful."
I'd give em a hard dick and some bubble gum--Cool James
God damn, Unger! What are you, the black hole of knowledge? I feel myself
getting dummer just being near you!--Unruh
Hey Joe, is your wife old enough to vote yet? Ahh, next month then?
Where'd all the Buddha go?
Wow, looks like somebody actually did that whole 'shave the dogs butt' bit!
I don't care what you say, that shit ain't normal, THREE extra nipples?!?! What is
he, half German, half poodle?
Hit me! Again! Again! Again! Again! err...Again! Ahh shit...shoulda
quit after two. That kinda hurts now!
Can we get a new ass for Paco out of supply? His is broke.
Hey, this battery acid tastes weird, Jason!
Did ya punch her in the kidney? I hear that's a big turn on.
Ahh shit! I just shocked my my eyebrow and my ass cheek!
I think Vasquez' is depriving some village of their idiot.
