Things that make you go hmmmm....
- If you wanna get the girl, Mike, you gotta show it to her--Rich
- Did you show it to her?-Rich again
- Hey do any of you guys have a 13 yr old who's hot? I'm single!--Logan
- Hey, shush up an don't get cheeky with me!--Victoria at Kells
- May you die in bed, drunk, at the age of 99 shot by a 24 year old jealous lover.--Grafton Street
- Two Shits in a bucket, fu_k it!--Mike and John P's Nub slogan
- What do you mean, isn't that normal?--Anon. man with toe falling off
- I'm just gonna kick you in the ass and wear you around like a flip-flop.--Van
- Man, I was pretty drunk. I don't remember what she looked like--except for some reason Monica Lewinski comes to mind. Should I give her a call?? T-Bone
- Man, these people ought to leave the drinking up to us professionals! Casey
- I'm pissing out of my ass!!! Sib
- I'm Irish, I don't get drunk
- I hope he loses so much weight, he falls through his asshole and chokes himself to death! Van
- I'm gonna punch a new a$$hole in your forehead. Van
- I'm so hungry, I'd eat the ass-end out of a menstrating skunk--J.K.
- I'm suffrin' from a bad case of involuntary abstinence--anon
- If your surrounded by us shitheads, chief, what does that say about you? Oh yeah, you're
an asshole. Umm, nothin chief.--Me
- I gotta pipe on me like a double hung llama!--J-Bird
- Hey BHGG, Rogaine ain't a damn body wash, stupid--Me
- You can only get kicked in the balls so many times before you stop smiling, dude--Navy
- When I think about Shen, I touch myself, oh-oh-oh....Section 3
- I tell ya whatcha gonna do, you're gonna get a boner and then you're gonna f*&k
her!--young T-Bone's sex-story siezure
- Damn Mikey! You're so white!--Elle
- Glenn? The white people are here!--Elle
- You smell that...thats the smell of white people burning...its you, dude.--Ray
- Oh damn, honey, I kicked him in his dang-dang! I swear it was an
- He looks like a nylon bodysuit stuffed with Jello and cottage cheese! Damn Sexy,
huh?!--on LT "Yeast"
- Mr. Buttock has dead fetus conjunctivitus...maybe Doc sould tie him down and lance it?--
- Love the server...worship the bartender...Touch the monkey..--ancient Riddle proverb
- Why is it Doc hands out more condoms when we leave port? Is there something I need
- Robbie-"Engine room lower level, How do you like your coffee?"
Boom-Baddis-"Black is fine" Cool James-"Engine room lower level,
reactor technician...wrong. Black is beautiful."
- I'd give em a hard dick and some bubble gum--Cool James
- God damn, Unger! What are you, the black hole of knowledge? I feel myself
getting dummer just being near you!--Unruh
- Hey Joe, is your wife old enough to vote yet? Ahh, next month then?
- Where'd all the Buddha go?
- Wow, looks like somebody actually did that whole 'shave the dogs butt' bit!
- I don't care what you say, that shit ain't normal, THREE extra nipples?!?! What is
he, half German, half poodle?
- Hit me! Again! Again! Again! Again! err...Again! Ahh shit...shoulda
quit after two. That kinda hurts now!
- Can we get a new ass for Paco out of supply? His is broke.
- Hey, this battery acid tastes weird, Jason!
- Did ya punch her in the kidney? I hear that's a big turn on.
- Ahh shit! I just shocked my my eyebrow and my ass cheek!
- I think Vasquez' is depriving some village of their idiot.
That's right, run HOME to mamma!